I don't buy Cleo or Cosmo, I didn't attend the Spring Racing Carnival, and I've never had my nails done in my life.
Rather, I'm a poor student who buys most of her clothes from Valley Girl, and at this very moment I'm wearing trackpants, ugg boots and a hoodie.
But I don't think that's any reason not to judge other people's spring racing carnival outfits, is it?
I like to think of fashion the way I think of art: I don't know much about it, but I know what I like.*
First up is the obligatory 'celebrities'.
Kate 'another one bites the dust' Bosworth. Kate has gotten way too skinny lately. And what it that thing on her head?


Look how fit and healthy she was in Blue Crush a couple of years ago:

It's sad to see how thin and frail she looks now.
One thing Kate does have going for her, however, is that she is a bona fide celebrity. The other main overseas celebrity shipped in this year was Andrea Bowen, aka Teri Hatcher's daughter on Desperate Housewives. Australia, is this really the best you can do?

She looks cute enough here, but she's not even old enough to drink or bet on the races- she's sixteen- and is hardly what I'd call a 'star'. Try harder next year guys.
As for the Australian Posh and Becks, Bec and Leight, I'm in two minds about Bec's outfit. She caused a stir by wearing shorts in what is a traditionally a me-Tarzan, you-Jane sort of atmosphere, where the men wear suits and the women wear dresses.


I don't mind the shorts. I love long shorts, and I think they look quite cute on her. I would expect to see copycats next year. There's a fine line between being a trendsetter and committing a fashion faux pas though, and I don't like the bra-style top at all. It's too trashy for what is supposed to be a classy event.
Alex Dimitriades looked dapper. He was judging the fashions on the field after all.

Jennifer Hawkins always looks good, but I think this outfit is way to cutesy for her. She's sexy, not cute, and if I was dressing her I'd play up the sexy side of her.

As for the non-celebs, I love all the colour and effort people go to with their outfits, such as Ruth Jackman, who is wearing a Linda Gorringe outfit:

Jess Soldani, who must have been freezing in this outfit on cup day:

and Christolyn Raj:

I love all the elaborate hats too, but some of them just look so heavy.
Livia Leone and Sara Nicotera:

Effi Cliff:

Chantal Waters:

I don't know how she did it, but I'm very impressed with Anneliese Seubert here, for pulling off a white outfit with pale skin. Lovely.

Rebecca Twigley caused a fuss with her outfit, as per usual, but I find it rather bland myself:

And the back:

This is Sarah Schofield, who won the fashions on the field contest. Good on her for sticking with the racing theme, and for putting the outfit together on a miniscule budget.

Overall, I think the spring racing carnival fashion is improving as years go on. I look forward to next year's crop. Maybe one day I'll even get all dressed up myself.
*And when I like something I tend to stick to it. I've been wearing black Converse high tops since I was twelve and still wear them to this day, half a lifetime later.
I'm also seriously considering making a two-hour round trip this morning just to pick up a couple of the last precious pairs of Love Kylie Hollywood Hold-Ups left in Melbourne.

They're the best fishnet stay-ups around. They're sexy as, have a seam up the back and they actually stay up. That's it, I'm going...
