I'm still getting requests for more of these posts. It might have to become a regular feature!
I've got a bit of a thing for smart, nerdy, slightly neurotic Jewish guys of the Woody Allen variety.
I'm not sure why. It could relate back to high school, where my favourite teacher was a smart Jewish guy. I wouldn't say he was 'hot' though. If I remember correctly, he was a Rabbi, and he reminded me more of Teyve from Fiddler on the Roof than Woody Allen.
All together now:
If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a wealthy man.
I wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a biddy biddy rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man.
Maybe it's because through my knowledge of pop culture, I link smart, nerdy Jewish guys to New York City, which is the place I'd like to visit the most in the entire world.
Or perhaps it's because I see this type of guy as unattainable. I'm a shiksa - a non-Jewish woman - and traditionally, children have to have a Jewish mother to be considered Jewish. Which is quite a strong reason for Jewish men to marry Jewish women.
I haven't completely given up hope though. Kristina Grish has written a whole book about shiksas dating Jewish guys, Boy Vey! The Shiksa's Guide to Dating Jewish Men.
Anyway, enough about my idiosyncrasies, on to the pictures!


Jonathan Safran Foer, author of Everything is Illuminated. That first picture is great; he looks like he could be a librarian! And then I could work with him... And then we could find a quite corner of the history stacks...
Sorry, I'm getting off track.

Danny Katz. Danny Katz is hilarious. I love his columns in The Age and when he answers the reader questions in the Good Weekend. His columns often make mention of his beloved, whom I believe is a shiksa. There's hope for me yet!

John Safran. I like how outspoken and opinionated he is. The interplay between him and Father Bob Maguire on shows like Sunday Night Safran is gold.

Woody Allen. There's just something about him.
Thinking about this type of guy, it's probably their intelligence that makes them sexy, rather than their looks. Which is probably a downfall for a largely pictorial blog entry.
Still, as a single girl who is in a period of exploring what and whom I find attractive, I have to admit these guys do it for me.
Intelligence is a very sexy quality.
Link: Jewlicious
*Update*
For Stef:
David Krumholtz. Hot Damn!
28 comments:
Anne Bancroft (and Mel Brooks). She is not jewish.
Havid Krumholtz. Num3ers. Jewish hottie.
Love him so much.
Doh! That's David.
Chai- Yay!
His musical The Producers is another show that promotes that
whole New York Jewish guy thing. I especially like Matthew Broderick in the Leo Bloom role.
Stef- Oh! The 10 Things I Hate About You 'I have a dick on my face, don't I?' guy.
I don't watch Num3ers, but he's great in a guest role on the last episode of Freaks and Geeks as this older guy who's a potential love interest for Linda.
I'll add a picture of him to the post. :)
Hey Susanne,
Thanks for the random link to Jewlicious, but what are you saying? That we're hot nerdy guys? Hot guys, yes (those of us that are guys), but nerdy? Don't be fooled by the blogging, we're all quite rugged and outdoorsy.
Really...
ooh yum - there's so many more too. you've inspired me to do my own pictorial. as a teaser, shall i say that paul rudd and rob morrow will feature strongly?
ps: isn't naomi watts a shiksa? more hope!
Yes Susanna, Rob Morrow is also a Jewish hottie (also from Num3rs, but much cuter in Northern Exposure).
Yes, Krumholtz has quite an online cult following of admirers. For obvious reasons, considering the geek-skewed filmography.
Thanks!
I always liked the line from Monty Python's Life of Brian:
"I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!"
Woody Allen is without a doubt one of the greatest film-makers ever. None of his films have ever been bad, or even just average, which is remarkable considering how profficient his output is.
Considering the oppression they have suffered over the last 2000 years, the contributions of the Jewish people to many areas of life is amazing, including literature, the arts and film.
CK- To be honest, it was because when I Google-searched 'Hot Jewish guys', Jewlicious was the first link that came up.
There's nothing wrong with being a little nerdy, CK.
*pause*
So...
Wanna go out? ;)
Susanna- Go ahead m'dear. :)
Stef- You're welcome!
Alex- Eloquently put. I agree about the cultural output. Hope to see you this weekend mate!
Ummm Susanne?? These are worse than Jake!
:P :P
And just to maintain political correctness, when are the hot ARAB guys coming up??
QC- Oh you! Well, it's my blog. Feel free to do a Hot Guys post of your own!! :)
Oh blah :P :P
QC, shouldn't you have said that they are Less than Jake?
Haha, nice one Alex! I think I might have to do a post with ALL Jake photos especially for Qatar Cat. ;)
I thought Jake was jewish too, Aleks!
Susanne - you're MEAN!!!!!
I stumbled on you through Sharnee and after reading just a few posts, I love you already.
I have the exact opposite problem that you do. I am a Jewish (and kinda half Buddhist - long story) girl in the US and I cannot attract a Jew boy to save my life. I attract Catholics and Baptists like flies to shit. Can we trade problems?
Also, Anne Bancroft converted to Judaism for Mel Brooks so that makes her a Jew too.
Chickpea- Thanks, that's very sweet! I am quite amazed people keep reading when I post so sporadically. :)
Hey Susanne, I was in Brunswick the other day and forgot how much I loved that place! Have you ever been to Celine's restaurant on Syd road? They make the most awesome pizza ever!!!!
Hi sm, I haven't been to Celine's, no. I'll put it on my 'things to do in Brunswick' list.
Perhaps I will take one of my lovely friends who is moving to the 'hood there.
Last Sydney Road place I visited was La Paella, with an online-turned-real-life friend. It wasn't bad, but when you've been to the Moroccan Soup Bar, everything else pales in comparison.
Oh! Ive never been there but ive heard great things. Also.... A1 bakery! The best coffee, best Lebanese pizza! Wow!
ps* word verification is: mrshitt
hahahahah!!!
Sm- A1 bakery is my favourite! So cheap and soooo good. I live near Albion St so it's nice and close. :)
OK, when I first read the title I didn't think that I was going to get into this post, but I guess I could go for some hot, nerdy jewish guys after all ;)
Come clean- Cheers! I can't help myself. I was always more of a fan of Louis in Revenge of the Nerds than the jocks.
Lewis: "Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex."
*Thinks* Strangely, this doesn't seem to apply to my real life at the moment, as I have just started dating someone who is more jock than nerd. I may have to post about this strange turn of events soon. ;)
"I may have to post about this strange turn of events soon."
uh huh. get posting girlfriend!
i would turn for john safran. yum.
What happened to your template???jz
New template!
David Krumholtz - is that his name? I've only ever seen him on the Numb3rs ads, but I've noted his hotness. I actually thought he might be Spanish.
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